It is the school dance. Who are you going with?
A. You are really annoying, do you know that??!!
B. Someone from the archery club
C. I go with my other personality
D. No one will go with me I'm too ugly
E. One of the popular people to get on their good side
F. I'm not going to the dance
G. The richest boy/girl in school
H. None of these
You have the day all to yourself. What do you do?
A. Take my aggressions out on a punching-bag in practice for you
B. Camp out
C. Practice hypnotism…muahahahaha
D. Wallow in self-pity
E. Suck up to the popular people
F. Investigate my family history
G. Go shopping
H. None of these
What are you doing for your birthday?
A. What is this question?? Stupid, stupid!!!
B. Going to the gym
C. I don't celebrate my birthday, only the voices' birthday
D. Get a makeover
E. Going to a concert
F. Going to the queen's castle for a spot of tea (I'm a regular
G. Nothing much…alone…
H. None of these
What is your dream job?
A. Me work? I get fired at every job I try for yelling at the b
B. Hunter, park ranger
C. The voices don't like to work
D. Isolated cubicle
E. Model
F. I already work on TOP SECRET missions for the CIA
G. Retired
H. None of these
What is your dream vacation?
A. If you ask me one more stupid question I'm gonna impale
B. Safari in Africa
C. The voices like Bermuda...
D. A cave where no one can see me
E. I'd take the popular people to a great place then maybe
F. I'd go to a hotel and get myself a spa treatment
G. Mars, I've traveled everywhere on earth
H. None of these
If you won the lottery, what would you do?
A. That's it! You're getting impaled
B. Buy a nature reserve
C. I would give it to the voices, no, no, no, I don't under
D. I'd get plastic surgery
E. Take the popular people on a shopping spree
F. I'd probably buy a big house on a hill away from everyon
G. Oh please, I'd probably donate it, who needs that chump-
H. None of these
What is the most appealing quality in a person?
A. I hate you! I hate people! I hate this question!
B. Ruggedness, and people who like nature.
C. People who don't eat sandwiches, the voices don't like s
D. People who can stand my looks.
E. Outgoing people with fashion sense!!!!
F. I don't talk to many people...
G. People who are up in the social ladder, ie. class presid
H. None of these
If you could be any animal what would it be?
A. A shark so I could kill the people who wrote these quest
B. A horse
C. I want to be a mongoose...can I be a mongoose?...the voi
D. A turtle
E. A sheep
F. A wolf
G. A cat
H. None of these
What is your favorite band/music artist?
A. Music gives me headaches!!!!
B. Any country singer
C. Dog Fashion Disco
D. Good Charolette, especially the Little Things
E. Britney Spears
F. Antiflag
G. N*SYNC, they've played in my backyard 12 times!
H. None of these
Who is your idol?
A. Fred Durst
B. Steve Irwin (Crocodile Hunter)
C. Albert Einstein...no no voices....I mean, of course it's
D. All the ugly people in the world
E. The popular people
F. No one knows their name
G. Queen Elizabeth
H. None of these