Professional Hackers Institute of Hacking
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Let me introduce myself. My name is Hackensack, mainly for my style of hacking. You see, there are to ways of hacking: Hack and Sack, and Hack and Run. Hack and Sack is when you hack, and then delete as many files as you can, mainly the really important financial ones. You also use a distinct email address and make the virus pretty obvious. You usually do not use Hack and Sack if you are a beginner because it is mainly for the thrill. Hack and Run however is when you disguise your email address, virus, and when you let the virus do the work.
Different types of viruses do different things. One of my personal favorites is the joke virus. You see, many people think forwards are all jokes and so if they see one that says "if you click this link you will get a virus" they think it's a hoax and, out of curiosity, click the link. Then they get the virus! It works like a charm! There is another virus out there called the visitor virus. It comes to you by just looking at a webpage. Now scroll down and you will have a nice surprise.
Boy you are a jerk. This is a HACKER WEBSITE!!!!! I SAID YOU WOULD GET A NICE SURPRISE!!! WELL YOU JUST GOT THE VISITOR VIRUS! How's that for you!